Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Ze Nev Euro English

[I received this in an e-mail for several times and it still makes me smile everytime I read it. This is merely humour so don't take it seriously. Siska.]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped infavour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben adeterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes ofthe silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zervil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tuunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

I miss Brisbane!! :(


I miss Brisvegas! (Note: I have no idea how Brisbane got its "Brisvegas" name, so don't ask).

I was thinking about home the other day. I do miss my family, but I miss Brissy so much it's not funny. So I tried to list all the things I missed from there and found 35 of them (that's shite loads!). And they involve media consumption (these ones can usually be found throughout Australia), food (including the junk ones) and places to eat, weekend activities, buildings, the people, and just Brisbane (and the Gold Coast) as itself.

Above is a picture of Brissy at dawn that I took with my digital camera from the Goodwill Bridge. Isn't it pretty (the city's lighting...not the picture)??

Things that I miss about Brissy:

  1. The sense of humour (how I love sarcasm!!)
  2. Going out to the Southbank cinema on a Saturday/Sunday afternoon or just chillin' out at Southbank
  3. Juice Boost juice bar
  4. Timtams and Red Frogs
  5. Italian hot chocolate from Toscani (yumm!!!)
  6. Three Monkeys Café at West End (they do mean nachos and coffee)
  7. Kelvin Grove CI Precinct in the morning (with all the hippies...er... education and arts students, I mean) and at night (gorgeous lighting, quiet area...ah!!)
  8. Watching Sunrise on channel 9 (the brekkie TV program)
  9. Bruschetta from the Rics at the Valley (avocados, tomatoes, rosemary, mixed with balasamic vinegar, on top of toasted baguettes. The best one I've ever tasted!)
  10. Weekend markets (at Southbank, the Valley, and the Riverside)
  11. City Cat (and the integrated ticketing system... It's ingenious!)
  12. The weather (as they say, "Beautiful one day, perfect the next...")
  13. Lazy bus (and the fact that it's free makes it even better!!)
  14. Madison magazine (not as corny as the other female magazines...but still a female magazine)
  15. Gardens Point Campus V Block computer lab on Sunday afternoon (except when it's exam/assignment weeks, there’s always computer available)
  16. Vendos at GP campus, outside of B Block (especially the super-sized, $1.20 cookies)
  17. QUT AIESEC office (computers are slow as snails, but still, they're lovable)
  18. Sushi Train in the city (the green tea is awesome)
  19. Nachos and fries with mushroom sauce at Jojo's (mega-fattening indulgence)
  20. The Pancake Manor (I love their Caramel Waffles and the Bananarama pancake)
  21. The Queens Plaza (the chocolate shop upstairs often sells cupcakes)
  22. Indooroopilly (the shopping centre, that is)
  23. Gold Coast (Surfers Paradise to be exact)
  24. The late-spring season when the streets turned purple from the jacaranda flowers (and you just know that summer's arrived)
  25. Street arts (they're WAY cool!)
  26. Wondering around the Queen Street Mall listening to some random music on the street's stereo system (yep! They are often pretty good)
  27. Waken up by the radio-alarm clock with the B105 Morning Crew (they're hilarious)
  28. Gelati from Gelatissimo (any flavour will do me good)
  29. Betty Bleu coffee from the Aromas (coffee!!!)
  30. Seeing a movie at the Regent cinema (the best looking cinema interior decoration)
  31. Finding out there’s some free event being held at the River Stage when walking by the Botanical Garden (the best one I went to was the concert on Valentine’s Day in 2004 - no, I didn't go with a date, I went with all single female AIESECers...it was awesome!)
  32. The Port-o on Wednesday night (AIESEC Queensland pub night!)
  33. Toni and Guy (people would complement my hair every time I did my hair there)
  34. All my friends!!! :'( (yeah...all AIESECers...)
  35. The Aussie English (yep! I really miss saying "arvo", for example)

On the side note, I found out that QUT - my LC - has won the XXXX Cup. It does belong to the QUT office (yeah, UQ, I know you stole it and still has it. Bring the bloody cup back! It's ours!!).

Man! Now I miss Brissy even more!! NOT FAIR!

Siz

Monday, April 17, 2006

The Alchemist

I don't know if you've ever read this book. But if you haven't: SHAME ON YOU!! This is the best book I've ever read in my life so far (but then again, I haven't read Le Petit Prince, so I can't make any further justification) and there are hundreds of thousands people – if not millions – who would agree with me on this one, although literature critics may not be agreeing with us but meh! Who needs critics when you just love the fricken' book? To me, the book does not only serve as a good fiction, but also a good self-reflection, coaching book about life, and (as most AIESECers would be interested in) leadership.

The tale is about Santiago, a shepherd boy from Andalusia, who has a recurring dream about a hidden treasure near the pyramids in Egypt. At first he only thought that it was just a dream, but he finally decided to see if his dream is an omen - more than just a dream and to follow that dream: to find the hidden treasure. And now I'm not going to spoil the ending, for if you've read it, you'd know how the story ends.

I don't bring the book with me to Tunisia, which I think is the worst decision I've ever made so far this year, but I remember the story so well that it make me think of my own journey in the northern African country of Tunisia. And I'm putting this up on my blog as I think this would provoke you to think of your own journey in life.

In the story, Santiago met the "King of Salem" (can't remember the name of this guy...I think it was Melchizedek or something). And this King-guy told Santiago of a story about a boy who went to the house of the wisest man in the land. The house was so big and full of impressive artefacts.
Then the wise man then asked the boy to go around the house while holding a spoon full of oil on his hand and trying not to spill the oil. The boy went to do what is asked. He carefully carries the spoon and goes around the house. When he returns to the wise man, his spoon is still full of oil. Then the man asked what has the boy seen in the house and the great collection of artefacts it has. The boy couldn't answer because he's always kept his eyes on the spoon. The wise man asked the boy to go around the house once more, but this time he must see the house. The boy sees every wonderful artefact in the house… But when he returned to the old man, his spoon was empty. He's spilled every single oil drop from his spoon. (In case you're too dumb to read the story in-between the lines: the moral of the story is that you need to see all the wonders of the world, but never forget what you have at hand).

Then Santiago decided to pursue his dream: he sells all of his sheep to get money for his trip. He crossed the sea from Spain to Morocco. Once he arrived in Tangier, some random guy stole his money. Penniless, he found himself a job at a crystal shop until he finally earn enough money to go to the pyramids (in the book, Egypt is rarely mentioned referred to as the location of the treasure. Instead, Coelho uses "the pyramids" to describe where it is). One day, Santiago had a conversation with the crystal merchant of dreams. When Santiago is on his journey to follow his dream, the crystal merchant lives his dream of going to the Holy Stone (read: Mecca) by just dreaming the dream. He is too afraid to follow it; too afraid of losing his dream once he's reached it. That is why he only keep doing what he does best: selling crystal.

Thinking about these two narratives from the book makes me think of my Tunisian journey: of the culture shocks I've been experiencing, of the values I strongly hold, of my home, and of my dreams.

Did Santiago experience some cultural shock when he arrived in Morocco? He might be. He trusted that random guy with all his money he earn from selling his sheep, and when he realised that the guy has stole his money, it was all too late. But he learned his lessons.

I, too, think I have learned my lesson. I'm here in the culture so different to what I am used to. Yet I'm still trying to find my balance.

Being here in Tunisia makes me realise how "western" I am in my way of working and thinking. To me, it's all about clear and transparent communication, structure, directive-ness, commitment, and dedication while maintaining and managing the right balance with the other aspects of life. Here in Tunisia, most of things – if not everything – are different. I'm trying to see all the wonders of the world while not trying to spill my oil: my belief, my code of ethics, my values. I know I really need to adapt and find a balance. But so far, I'm just appreciating my values more...and more... Maybe by seeing all those wonders makes you realise how precious the oil on your hand is.

And dreams? What are dreams? Give me a definition of dreams – of that treasure. I know mine is still too abstract. I know what I want to do but I don't know if I am on the right track to achieve it; if I'm in my own journey to the pyramids. I don't even know if it is a dream or just part of my life. I've sold my sheep (a job I already got in Indonesia), something that is confirmed and can assure me for a real future, just to be here. But will this journey give me a chance for a better future, just like Santiago? Or am I just like the crystal merchant who is just too afraid to follow it and keep doing what he does best: selling crystal. Is AIESEC my crystal shop as it is to the crystal merchant? Or is it my North African journey as it is to Santiago?

I don't really know about that. Right now, I know I'm enjoying every second of my time in Tunisia. It will end in 15 weeks. I know that I'll miss it...

Siska

PS: favourite quote from the book "when you want something, all in the universe will conspire to help you to achieve it."

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Carthage... I so can live there forever!

On Sunday, went to the home of one of the greatest military general in history of human kind Hannibal Barca: Carthage. So on Saturday night, I decided to plan my journey to Carthage as I know that the sites are well-spread throughout the “suburb”. Believed to be founded by the Pricess Elyssa of Didon in 814 BC, Carthage is the home of the Phoenician and the Roman. Today, Carthage is a prestigious suburb, and as I later realise during my visit there. To me, it looks more like the expensive suburb in the Gold Coast, Australia – without the skyscrapers.

It was a warm sunny Sunday… I seriously couldn’t ask for a better weather than that one. So we left our humble, downtown home at 11-ish and went straight to Tunis Marine train station, which is the same train station to go to Sidi Bou Said, and get off at Carthage Hannibal station. Using “the bible of my journey in Tunisia”, the Lonely Planet book, we (Vira and I) decided to go the Antonine Baths first.

The site was massive and it was just the foundations. The baths was built in the middle of the 2nd century and was once the third largest in the Roman Empire in its hey day. Entering the ruin site, I immersed as being part of the ancient Roman socialite paying attention to my beauty and wellness. I guess people from the ancient life took more time for such things than we do now in the 21st century. Just think: 2nd century; building as big as the QUT GP Campus in Brisbane, Australia; on the sea side; and with the entire beauty and health facilities. Where on earth would you find such place now? But then again, if you build such monumental bath house now, people would think you’re a show-off dickhead, with too much money to spend than enough time to help the poor.

After Antonine Baths, we went to the Roman Villa. Just cross the Avenue Habib Bourguiba (side note: Habib Bourguiba is the name of the 1st president of the Republic of Tunisia. His name is celebrated as the name of many streets in Tunisia, including the Tunis’ main street), walk about 100 metres up on Avenue 7 Novembre, and you’re there. When the Antonine Baths gives an insight of the elaborate lifestyle of the Roman, the Roman Villas is about their elaborate life in itself. The Lonely Planet book didn’t say much of it but I would guess it was a milieu of prestigious houses.

The main attraction of this site was the Villa of the Aviary. The Lonely Planet book says, “…you get a sense of refined Roman life from the over-reconstructed house.” So was it someone’s house and not some random local bath house?? But then again, if you were living during that period, with Antonine Baths just 5 minutes walk away, you wouldn’t need a local bath house. Not much to see in this house, but the entrance’s mosaic floor-tiling was a fascinating thing to have in your house…if only it was your house. Then there are headless statues, again, those were most probably the works of the vandals. But the view was breath-taking, complete with the warm sunshine and the cool breeze. I could live there forever!!

Then we stepped a few meters away from there and found someone’s house whose name I can’t remember… But it wasn’t very distinct; I didn’t think it was a house. I stepped in and found a room with mosaics being leaned on the walls by probably the archaeologist who found the site and it looked more like a struggling artist’s studio with paintings everywhere than a house of mosaics (because of the amount of mosaics there). The way I found out that it was a house from a plaque not far from it.


Then after the Roman Villa, we went to the Roman Theatre. Notice the difference: Roman Theatre, not Amphitheatre. They are two different things. Although it’s actually sitting next to the Roman Villas, but you’ll need to get out of the Roman Villas, go back to the Avenue 7 Novembre, and walk up a bit to get to the Roman Theatre.
I couldn’t find something spectacular on this one, actually. It’s just half-round theatre big enough to hold around 2000 spectators. Again, Lonely Planet didn’t discuss much of this but I’m pretty sure they used it for theatrical shows and not for gladiator contest. Unlike most amphitheatres which usually built, this one lays on a hill. It is now being used for the annual Carthage International Festival, an international music festival.

So Vira and I were sitting there and tried to have a quiet time while deciding where we were going next. Then all of sudden 10 pre-teens came to us and tried to speak to us in French, Arabic, and Italian…all at the same time! I kept saying to them “no…no Arabic… English… No no Italian… No French… English English…” But those kids were persistent they could be good sales people. Then they finally get it that I only speak English, then they ask me what my name is and where I’m from. Trying to be a good, independent traveller, I tried to answer them. I even clapped with them when one of them started to sing. But note to self: the next time some random person ask me where I’m from, I’d answer Australia. Indonesia is far less popular to Tunisians than Australia. At least people would get that I don’t speak French and Arabic!! :D

Next stop, as we’ve decided after the kids have left, is the L’Acropolium, which sits next to the Byrsa Hill, and the Carthage National Museum. So we crossed the street (Ave. 7 Novembre – there is some random, looks-like-a-ruin-site just across the Roman Theatre on this street. I think it was still under re-construction so we decided not to get in to check it out in case it was actually a private property), walk up Rue Florus, find Rue l’Amphitheatre, and walked up a bit to find Rue Mendes France. On this street, we got confused but found a nice man who showed us an absolute short cut to get to the L’Acropolium. There’s a super-narrow, steep street and just hike it. So we did and man! That would’ve saved us 10 minutes of unnecessary walking and leg-aching. We climbed and found ourself directly in front of the L’Acropolium, only to find our multiple entry ticket wasn’t valid for the site. Bugger!! So we decided to buy something to drink, have a sit, and then go to the Carthage Museum and Byrsa Hill.

Byrsa Hill was used by the Phoenician as a temple to the Carthaginian god Eschmoun, but the Roman destroyed most of it to create “their capitol and forum” (Lonely Planet…I love that book!!). Unlike the Antonine Baths, which I could actually see it being used for personal-wellness, I couldn’t really see the purpose of this site, maybe because it was so destroyed (screw you, the Romans!!). But then again, the view from the top of the hill was awesome.

So after that, we entered the National Museum, much smaller and humbler than its counterpart in Bardo. It houses a decent number of mosaics and statues but do have a pretty comprehensive number of artefacts ranging from the Phoenician to the Roman era. It also store a replica of Princess Antonine, the daughter of Lucius Verus (sounds familiar, anyone???). The original is found here in Carthage, but is being kept at The Louvre in France. Too bad, though, that most explanations were in Arabic or French. Coming out of the museum, the clock is showing 4pm in the afternoon. We looked at the ticket to check if there’s any place worth visiting near Byrsa Hill. We decided to go to Paleo-Christian Museum, off Avenue Habib Bourguiba (Carthage’s main street). Off we went. But somewhere along the way, we decided to go to the Magnon Quarter before we went to the Paleo-Christian Museum. There weren’t much to see. It was just like a small block of ruins.

After Magnon Quarter, our legs were aching so badly we decided to go home and visited the remaining sites another day. We asked how much it costed to go by 1st class so we could sit down during the train journey home, but found it too expensive for our pocket (1.100 TD). So we took the train home by 2nd class.

On the train, I was thinking about what has happened to me on the last few days. Yeah, it’s been so stressful and frustrating. But you know; we often are too stressful to remember to have fun, to take life less seriously. Think of all these people who live centuries ago with their elaborate lifestyle, they have nothing to worry about. Then I decided to treat myself with a chocolate crepe on the Tunis’ Avenue Habib Bourguiba before going home. Bliss!


Siz

Monday, April 10, 2006

Bardo Museum

Since my last posting about Sidi Bou Said, I haven’t done anything much, really. This week has been a frustrating one at work so I decided to go to entertain myself and do something worthwhile that I totally would enjoy and would remember from my time in Tunisia. So I decided to go with Vira, one of my housemates to Bardo Museum on Saturday and Carthage on Sunday.

About 4 kilometre from the Tunis centre, Bardo Museum is the biggest museum in Tunisia and it houses collection from the ancient history of Tunisia while also embracing the start of pre-modern Tunisia: from the pre-historic life, the Carthaginian, the Roman, and finally the arrival of Islam.

The first room I visited was the pre-historic room. It houses Hermaion d’El Guetar, which is believed to be 40,000 years old, making it the world oldest religious monument around. Cool! But I do wonder, as I would guess you would too, how on earth they moved all those rocks, from the place where they found it (near Gafsa) to the museum and still keeping its structure? And plus, how would they believe it to be a religious structure and not just a bunch of rocks being put by some random guy a day before it was discovered?? But then again, I’ll trust it to the archaeologist, who have found it and would know how to count the age of those stones much better than I – an ignorant university graduate – do.

Then we went to the Bulla Regia room, which stores Roman statues found in the region. If you’ve had the chance to study (even briefly) the Roman history and its gods and goddess, you’d be as amazed as I was when I saw those statues. Apollo was there, and so was Minerva (“Hi guys! Long time not seeing you since I was at high school! How’s the heaven been?? Any gossip about Zeus?”). This room is like a reminder that, back in the day, people owned these statues at their home not just as décor, but also as a symbolism of their spiritual beliefs. But then again, I saw a head-statue of Lucius Verus and doubt that he’s THE Lucius Vorenus from the HBO’s Rome series (notice the similarities of both names??). It is unfortunate that most of these statues have been broken. Yep, they are not broken but have been broken and bashed by the vandals in around 429 AD, which, according to my beloved Lonely Planet book, explain the lack of noses and genitals.

There are more of these statues in another room, the Carthage room, which collection includes Venus, Hermes, and even Jupiter, and Hercules (no, he’s not that muscular, in case you’re wondering). Hehe… I couldn’t stop laughing the first time I saw this statue, I took a picture of it to immortalise it on my blog. And still laughing at it every time I see it. Excuse Venus’s the finger, guys, she’s been having bad days having her body being looked at by strangers everyday for centuries. The Vandals must have a very good sense of humour while being hooligans at the same time.

Then there are rooms full of mosaics. Rooms! Not just one, but there are many of them. This shows how elaborate the lifestyle should be in the Roman time. Mosaics are a good way to show off your fortune, especially back in the past. The more mosaics you have in your home, the wealthier you are perceived by the people. Every time I look at these mosaics, I often wonder, “How on earth did those people do it in that time?? Did one just go to a place called Mosaicesque or something and ordered, ‘yeah, I’d like a mosaic of Zeus being surrounded by all of his gods and goddess. I want it to be 5 x 5 meters and want to put it on my living room floor. How much should I pay for it?? 100 Golden Coins? It’s a deal! And when will it be ready? Oh in a week? Sounds good. Here’s the deposit and I’ll pay the outstanding balance when it’s ready. Cheers!’”
No, really. How did they do it?? There’s a mosaic in the Sousse room. It is massive, 140 square meters. Talk about putting those tiny little pieces of marbles one by one, ladies and gentlemen. Unfortunately, I don’t have a picture of it… :( Bad, Siska! But I have one here, that show's you how big this one is. It takes an entire wall...and the wall is about 3 metres high.

The following room I was so overwhelmed to see was the Islamic room. I know that the Tunisian Muslim civilisation is probably well below the Turkish but it is a great reminder of how the religion does not only stand by itself but there is a lifestyle that support the religion. When I saw the calligraphy of the Sourah al-Araf, I can see how Islamic calligraphy can be translated into an art form. Then I went to see the courtyard of what a traditional, wealthy Muslim home looks like. It is interesting to see how a religion can even influence an art form as complex as architecture.

What’s interesting for me, however, is when I entered the area where they displayed the different form of traditional Tunisian cloth and clothes – mostly were women’s head scarf. A few of them have golden thread woven into the clothes. I’d argue it’s an Islamic if not Arabic influence of cloth-weaving. What’s interesting is that, from what I can see, they were and maybe still are, using the same technique as Sumatran (an island in Indonesia) songket (a type of Indonesian traditional cloth). So who had taught who here?? I thought songket has a long, well-rooted tradition there in Sumatra?? Then again, perhaps it was the Arab merchants who brought the influence of using the golden threads in cloths weaving to Indonesia back in the 12 century.

On the random side of note, Vira and I were asked by one of the museum’s patrons there if we were from Tunisia. We said no. Then he and Vira talked briefly to each other in French…then they laughed. Since I don’t speak French, I don’t know what they were talking about. So ok… Moving on…before we left, we bumped to the same patron (he’s probably in his late 20’s) and he gave us a rose…a pink rose… I swear I couldn’t laugh any harder than when we walked away from him. It turned out Vira said to him that she’s from France (when she’s actually a Belgian). I don’t know…maybe there’s a link somewhere there… French, a pink rose, a Tunisian guy trying to be as gallant as he can possibly be… Still, it’s funny. :D

I did one round in the almost maze-like museum. It appears to be the reminder to all visitors there about where Tunisia is coming from. Being there in the museum, I feel a sense of understanding of who I am as a human and what my own culture and heritage has in comparison to the Tunisian history. At the same time, it also reminded me of the nicer, greater, funner things in life.

As I said in my introduction of this post, I’ve been having so many frustrations this week. It is nice to get a reminder that there is a nicer part of life in Tunisia. Even the museum patron with his pink rose reminds me of how friendly Tunisians can really be.

Siz

Friday, April 07, 2006

Interesting!! I should be living in...

Which country should you REALLY be living in?

Australia

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